WAKE UP HUMAN. WAKE UP. I REQUIRE SNUGGLES IMMEDIATELY.
I’m Littlest in Stature Only. You can call me Littlest.
*points to bear* This is Fat with Berries. He’s my cousin.
*pause, then whispers* I’m adopted.
|—||Bear Shaman Druid, every single time she had to introduce herself and her animal companion, who was, in fact, her cousin. (via outofcontextdnd)|
Requested Hulk as Harry Potter
i will never NOT reblog this omg
THE SORTING HAT
UNUSUAL HOARD commission for death-does-disco - do you think they all sleep in the same tree
a ferocious beast
i will reblog these everytime i see them because she is just such a precious little ball of predatory fury
Yo but remember when Harley Quinn basically shat on gay bashing?
Oh my god, where is this from?
That one’s from Harley Quinn #22! Harley gets killed and goes to Hell, where she hooks up with some dead buddies and proceeds to plan a jailbreak. So Hell sics this crazed demonic enforcer on her, a bounty hunter from the Old West who even in death is obsessed with finding the one man who eluded him. After said bounty hunter annoyingly foils Harley’s escape plan, Harley finally asks him: “ffs, you’re dead, why are you so obsessed with finding this guy?” and it turns out that he wants revenge against the man who “corrupted” his son, aka his son’s boyfriend. And Harley’s like, “UM, DUH, YOU HAVEN’T FOUND HIM BECAUSE HE’S NOT IN HELL YOU BIGOTED DICKHEAD.” And then Harley proceeds to cause so much trouble in Hell that she winds up being banished back to the land of the living.
Because these are just the kind of things that happen to Harley.
Harley Quinn: Too Good For Hell
Harley Quinn: The only good thing DC ever did
An avid American cyclist named Tom Justice once successfully robbed about 30 banks across the country on his bike by using his fast pedaling skills to evade police. Source
Stupid werewolf: I go chrinos.
Pooka: Oh hells no! This is a third floor office with a 7 foot ceiling, you’ll punch a hole in the roof and that’s if the floor don’t give way! And there are two guards in this room, do you know if they are normal humans or not? They both got guns showing and I…